Allow me to bitch for a moment about our mailman.

Whenever we order something online, or receive a package of any kind, he refuses to attempt to knock or ring. He just gives us the "sorry we missed you" card, and then we're required to drive downtown to the post office to pick it up, which really diminishes the entire POINT of having a package delivered in the first place. And believe me, we'd know if he tried, because our buzzer is very loud, and our apartment isn't that huge that we wouldn't hear a knock.

Thus, I'm pissed. The post office isn't right next door. And yesterday it was negative 14 degrees. On my day off, I'm not interested in freezing my fucking ass off, driving all over hell, just so I can pick up something that I'm supposed to be getting in my mailbox.